Some hurdles overcome!
Hello Dear Readers,
I am writing to you at 4:20am in Ho Chi Minh City after 2 hours sleep. Jet lag is a wonderful thing.
The trip was Coffs to Sydney with an 1 hour 30 minutes to make the flight to Ho Chi Minh City. I made it after overcoming quite a few issues.
These were,
- Would I make the flight from Sydney to Ho Chi Minh in time.?
- I could not get a boarding pass for the Ho Chi Minh flight in Coffs.
- The flight from Coffs was late departing and arrived in Sydney 15mins late.
- The international transfer desk in the domestic terminal could not give me a boarding pass.
- Luckily a transfer bus was waiting to take me from Domestic to International.
- The bus arrived at Gate A – Jetstar check in for a boarding pass was at gate K!
- By the time I had a boarding pass and arrived at the departure gate quite a few people had boarded.
- Would my luggage make it?
- NB I was without my luggage for 3 days when I came back from the UK a few week ago.
- I waited at the luggage carousel in Ho Chi Minh until all the luggage had come out only to find that the suitcase must have arrived first and a baggage handler had taken it off the belt.
- Do not use taxi touts at the airport because they overcharge, I was advised.
- The local currency is Dong and the smallest note is 1,000.
- The touts at desks near the exit wanted 300,000 (300k) or 350k
- Outside a tout said he wanted 300k, I said “too much”
- Tout: “250k”
- Me: “Too much”
- Tout: “How much you pay”?
- Me: “150k”
- Tout “How about 170k”
- Me: “150k”
- Tout: “OK”!
- I was very happy because I saved 150k (Aus $10.85) from the first quote.
- Just now I installed the “Grab” app on my phone (Uber equivalent).
- They quoted 151k for the same ride.
- So I was doubly happy as I saved Aus $0.07 compared to the Grab fare!
Street food so far…
![]() | The Bún mắm is a rice noodle soup with meat and a large prawn. It was really good value at Aus $4.34. |
![]() | The bánh mì (pronounced barn me) is a tradition Vietnamese snack is a short baguette with thin, crisp crust and a soft, airy texture mine contained sliced meant, salad, cheese , coriander and pickled vegetables and other indeterminable things. It cost Aus $4.20 and was tasty and also really good value |
The cows in Vietnam are not to be trusted
| I bought this bottle in the Co-op supermarket at 189C Đ. Cống Quỳnh, Phường Nguyễn Cư Trinh. It is a large store and I visited just after it opened at 7:30am. At that time there were more staff than customers. I wish I had thought to use Google Translate on my phone, with the help of staff, I may have made a better purchase. I recognised the cow (not peronally) and immediately thought the bottle contained milk. When I added it to my coffee later it occured to me that “It is a bit thick for milk”. Subsequent analysis has show it to be natural yoghurt. Coffee made with yoghurt is undrinkable. Hence, the cows here are not to be trusted. |
Survival tips for Vietnam
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A Quiz
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Sadly, there are no prizes but can you guess which hat I brought from Coffs Harbour (much to Judy’s surprise) and which one I bought at the American War surplus market? Answers next time. |
The reason that I have not written my journal earlier is that my laptop failed to power up at 4am on Sunday 2 weeks ago.
It would be rather annoying at any time but when you are in a flat in Ho Chi Minh city on your own it is 2x rather annoying.
I thought it might have been the graphics card by the way the laptop was behaving before it failed but that turned out to be a red herring. I went through the process of analyzing what steps I should take to fix it. Judy, my sane and sensible said aforementioned wife (we have just updated our wills, I am using legal speak as we paid an arm and a leg for it)., is 4 hours ahead in time difference and after talking to her I decided to try and find a repair shop. The one that stood out was “Saigon Computers”. They advertised opening at 8am on Sundays. It was 8km away so I thought a taxi was in order. Sanity (or impatience) took over at 6.30am and I decided to walk it. On the way I purchased a set of miniature screwdrivers as a backup option.
I arrived a few minutes after 8am. The shop had an encouraging vibe in that there were laptops and PCs in bits all around. They did at least know how to take them apart. A few together were in one piece and I hoped these were the ones they had fixed. It did not occur to me that they might be waiting to be fixed.
Language was a bit of a problem as nobody in the shop spoke English. The only Vietnamese I knew was Banh Mi (a short baguette with thin, crisp crust and a soft, airy texture, split lengthwise and filled with savory ingredients). My only use was to get lunch. After waving my arms around a bit and pointing to the ON switch I conveyed that the laptop would not power up. We exchanged a bit of information vis Google Translate. The breakthrough came when the technical phoned the boss who spoke excellent English.
We agreed that they would diagnose and phone me the next day Monday. I had bought a Sim card at the airport on arrival to be able to get an Internet connection when I was out and about not thinking I would receive a phone call which was lucky so there was nothing more I could do.
I spent the rest of the day clutching on to my phone. i.e. No laptop and then no phone and only limited paperwork would mean that I would be up the Mekong without a paddle. Thank you, Judy, for drawing my attention to that point.
I did get a call on Monday morning to say that it would cost 4,000,000 Dong for parts and labour, the main board needed replacing. I did the conversion to Aus. dollars a couple of ways, did a range check and then accepted the quote. As I was leaving on Thursday I impressed upon him that I needed it on Wednesday and he agreed.
Here we will leave my laptop in the tender care of Saigon Computer.
My Tho on the Mekong delta
This is where I was on the following Monday and Tuesday. I have posted some photos.
Whilst I was packing a small case for My Tho I realized that I had brought from Coffs 2x Blood Pressure and 0 Cholesterol tablets. So, I needed some Rosuvastatin, I bet that would test Google Translate. Judy kindly scanned and emailed a copy of my script and tablet packet label. I found Pharmacy 99 which was on the way to Vinh Pagoda (See the Smiling Buddha on the photos page), so off I trotted on a mission.
I was, to say the least, dismayed to find that Google Maps took me to a closed machinery shop. Next door was a shop specializing in coconut splitting and soft drinks, 3 women and a man in residence.
Luckily for me the man understood where a I wanted to go and proceeded to get out two crash helmets. I could not let him take me, he had been so helpful so far. I bade him farewell and walked in the direction he pointed. I did find the chemist, it was open and about a km down the road.
The chemist happily brought out a packet of the tablets which were double strength. After a mime of chopping she was happy that I understood that I must chop each tablet in half. I happily paid the price of Aus. $23 in Dong. Sadly, Google let me down twice that day, first by sending me to a machinery shop and second it could not translate “Medicare Rebate” hence the cost of $23 instead of $6.80.
Saigon Computer and my laptop
I arrived on Wednesday morning as arranged and my laptop was working. I had a list of things to check and they all worked bar one. That needed a special cable which the shop nor I had, I was confident that that connection will work when I get home. I happily handed over 4,000,000 dong and left the shop. It was guaranteed for 3 months but I am not sure how I will go if it fails in Australia. By the way 4,000,000 dong is Aus. $257. What a bargain, I thought. I need not have worried about the 3-month warranty though as you will see later.
Little known facts about a Swiss Army Knife (SAK)
I am sure you all know about the solid pointy tool that removes boy scouts from horses’ hooves. There are many models of SAKs. One of the most complex has 73 functions and costs Aus $849. Mine is very modest by comparison with 18 functions. What I did not realise is that on mine there is a tool to extract Cream Cheese (full fat) from a Laptop’s ethernet socket. It is shaped like a tooth pick but its real job is to extract cheese.
A renegade triangle of cream cheese had hidden itself at the bottom of my backpack clearly waiting to latch on to a laptop. It must have climbed in when I was not looking. I spent a happy hour (58km) on the overnight train to Da Nang using the cheese extractor to rid the cheese from the socket.
Was it the cheese I wonder?
I decided to write a bit of this newsletter whist waiting for the minibus to take me down to Hoi An so I sat near a power socket and powered up the laptop. So, one day after it was fixed I had the same problem, it would not power up. I don’t really think it was cheese related. My laptop and I were not friends at that point.
We are friends again and how we reconciled is a story for later.
You may remember that I bought a back up set of mini screwdrivers just in case. A couple of days after the laptop died for a second time I thought I would open it up to see if was a simple loose disk drive or similar. Out of habit I pressed the power on button and lo and behold the laptop powered up and has continued to work fine up to now, touch wood. I do still hold my breath every time I power it on.
Money is hard to come by in Vietnam.
Funds were running low this morning Monday 13th. It was really raining hard so I thought I would walk to the nearby Sacombank. I withdrew money from their ATM in Ho Chi Minh City to pay for the laptop repair. Easy, or so I thought.
Their ATM was said by Google to be in the Century Riverside Hotel. The staff all said there was not a Sacombank ATM there but there was one around the corner a few hundred meters.
I found the AT M which happily sucked in my card, asked me how much I wanted and counted the money then said it was unable to let me have any. I checked my account on the Citi bank app and the money went out and back in again. I went inside the bank and they directed me to the HD bank nearby which did not exist anymore, it was now a shoe shop. Not unreasonably they would not give me any money bust asked if I wanted a new pair of walking shoes, I declined. I got a taxi to an HD bank about 4kms away. There was a bank there this time but they did not have an ATM. The staff and the security guard had a conference and one of the staff said the guard would give me a lift on his motor bike up the road. I put myself on his bike and off we went. We turned off the road down a side street, over the railway line to 3 ATMs in a row. What joy! I choose Vietcombank and it happily sucked in my card, asked me how much I wanted and counted the money then what elation pushed out the money and gave me my card back. As I say money is hard to come by in Vietnam.
We might have been eating a ‘Green’?
| I bought this fruit at the local market. Notice that it has a dark green skin, inside it is a citrus fruit. Just think the orange originated in a region encompassing Southern China, Northeast India, and Myanmar, and the earliest mention of the sweet orange was in Chinese literature in 314 BC. If the Chinese had found this fruit first we would now be eating a Green instead of an Orange. |
Is there something in the air?
I have arrived safely in Hanoi, I am staying at an apartment in the old town, busy, noisy and vibrant.
I was able to get into the flat early, 6:30am which was really good. After I unpacked I thought I would check emails. It will not surprise you to know that the laptop came up with the message “Insert a proper disk and reboot”. Naturally I thought to switch it off and on again, no joy.
I thought I would do the only thing I could with my mini set of screwdrivers, remove the base cover and look at the 3 disk drives. Nothing appeared a miss but I removed each drive and cleaned the connectors with spectacle cleaner. After reassembly I powered up and it worked fine, so, is there something in the air, I wonder?
How to find the apartment
| The owner of the apartment sent me some pictures of the way to get in plus a video. Do view the video, needless to say I would have been lost without it. Now that you have watched the video, did you spot the washing machine? |
To the market
Yesterday, Friday I decided to go to the produce market, Long Bien. The guide book said it opened at 3am and closed at Noon. I made it by 7:30am. A lot of the stall holders were already packing up. There was not a tomato in sight, maybe there was not at 3am either, I shall never know.
I did manage to find a pineapple, 2 greens (orange inside) and a couple of avocados. In all I spent about 6 dollars. I did find a kg of tomatoes for 2 dollars on the road to the Ho Chi Minh mausoleum and palace which was were I went next.
My SAK (Swiss Army Knife) nearly let me down.
I was amused to see a bag and body x-ray in a security booth. Ho Chi Minh had been dead for over 50 years so I did not know who they were worried about.
It will not surprise you to know that I take my SAK everywhere. One never knows when you may encounter a boy-scout in a horse’s hoof or cream cheese in an ethernet socket. Well, the sharp eyed security guards found the knife and said I could not go in. I said could they hold on to it for me until I go out again. No was the stern reply. I asked another officer with the same answer. After begging for a while, they relented and put tape on my knife which I wrote my name on. They said to be sure to return by 11am as that was when they closed.
Although one could not see Uncle Ho, as he affectionally known, one could go and see the simple houses that he lived in. It was well worth the visit. At the end of the visit is was far from the entrance which I could not work out its position. I spotted a young security guard. Neither of us spoke each other’s language. Me knowing the name of the Vietnamese baguette Banh Mi was no help. After typing into Google translate various phrases to no avail, the guard pressed the microphone button. I spoke into the phone, “I need to got to security at the entrance to pick up my knife”. My new young friend’s eye light up and with waving of his arms I knew exactly where to go. My SAK and I were thus reunited.
The complaints department has been busy.
The latter department has received 2 complaints recently. The first was regarding my photo selection, the complaint was that all my photos are of either old things, buildings, people and trees etc.
Of course, I cannot say the actual name of the person made the complaint, that would not be fair to my wife. The complaint has been reviewed and it has more than a little merit. I have sought out a modern plaza and you can see some photos of very modern shops in the photo selection just posted.
The second complaint refers to the fact that I put the latest photos at the bottom of the list and, of course I cannot mention who. My eldest son claims to be suffering from RSI on account of the scrolling that he has to do to get to the new photos. I am not sure why he did not use the jump link at the top of the page to get to the new photos. The latest set of photos are now at the top of the page and the jump link is to the older photos.
Did you know…
- A fry-pan is a toaster, the reverse is not true. In the apartment here in Hanoi there is no toaster but there is a fry-pan. If you heat up the fry-pan dry, with no oil, and put in bread it toasts it.
- Ho Chi Minh was a cook. Judy found out that “Hồ Chí Minh worked as a cook all over the world from 1911 to 1928 particularly in Milano. There is a plaque in Via Pasubio, on the left next to “Antica Trattoria Della Pesa”, remembering one of his workplaces.”
World Cup Cricket – we won!
I could not find any cricket on the TV over here. The phone would not show cricket live either, one has to be in Australia, I believe. The ABC listen app did not work either for the same location problem. For the semi-final against South Africa and the very exciting final against India I did the next best thing. I downloaded a free internet radio app and found a live commentary on ABC North Queensland who were rebroadcasting the English commentary from the BBC Radio 5 Live station. I supplemented it with a text commentary from the ICC website. Both nights I listened from start to finish, with the time difference, the matches finished before midnight. Great!



Your insights into the artifacts are a bit like mine. I haven’t a clue what I’m looking at until I read the adjoining inscription. But you sound like you know what you’re talking about.
Absolutely right Ray, I photograph the inscription and then OCR the image and add it to the post. It makes me look a bit smarter. I need all the help I can get.
All fun and games Dad. Some of it familiar to me from the girls trip. Don’t ride a scooter. You might listen to me….the girls didn’t!!
Enjoy it all / the colours, the smells, the broken English, the beautiful people and the unknown. Karen xx
Thanks, Karen.
Mostly good so far, see the next journal though.
I am safe and sound, train to Da Nang tomorrow and on to Hoi An.
Great Story as usual and the pictures are Fantastic. They brought back lots of memories especially when you mentioned the traffic in Ho Chi Minh – it’s a toss up between Yangoon in Myanmar.
Stay Safe !
I noticed that one day they left you a towel folded in the shape of a heart which, I assume, means they are happy to have you.
The next shape is that of a pig. Does that mean that they now know you or your reputation precedes you and they are sending you an appropriate message?
No Ray, I think you are wrong. The first day was a trial and then they became more creative. That’s what they said anyway.
The Vietnamese are a polite people.
We liked the hotel video clip and ‘yes’ we saw the Washing Machine on the way upstairs. Wonder how many times you went up and down those stairs?
Hello David and Anne,
Yes, quite a few times as I do not travel light. I thought the train was OK, I did manage to get a few hours sleep so that was a bonus.
My initial reaction after a short time in Hanoi is that the old quarter, where I am, is more interesting than the parts of Ho Chi Minh that I saw but early days yet. Thanks, Barry
Your spectacle cleaner has come in handy! I see what you mean about the laptop being suddenly unreliable – three crashes in three weeks. Glad the temperature is milder in Hanoi than in Ho Chi Minh city
Yes, the spectacle cleaner was a god-send. I still hold my breath when I switch it on. Yesterday, Tuesday 2st, was a perfect day. I found a seat in the sun and just enjoyed the perfect temperature.
Keep enjoying the challenges – except the dodgy lap top
Thanks,Karen. I have just got to hold out until Friday when I head for home. Thank you for your comments.
It’s ingenious how you could listen to the ICC World Cup, and read the website at the same time Barry! I enjoyed it on Foxtel, fortunately! Always good when the Aussies win
Yes, it was the next best thing to seeing it on TV. The sound commentary and written commentary complemented each other.
Barry –> “A hand of Grabs (Ubers)”
Yes, very good Judy, I cannot think of anything better! A hand of Grabs, it is. Great.